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(( To the land of the living))
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(( I am back and Peachier than ever :U
Also this is an account for MarioRP-DA, for those who didn't know xD ))
Also this is an account for MarioRP-DA, for those who didn't know xD ))
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(( EVALS! ))
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It's that time of the year again!
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The Toads at Peach's castle were as busy as ever. Christmas time had come around once again, and Peach knew that this year's Mushroom Winter Ball was going to be a big success.
"Everyone will be invited!" Declared the princess. She was sat at her desk writing out invitations to everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom. When she said everyone, she meant everyone. Maybe even Bowser...? "As long as he stays on his best behaviour!" Of course, since when was Bowser on his best behaviour?
After she had finished, she left her invitations on the desk ready to hand out. As she continued to plan, she made various updates now and again.
An all-you-can-eat buffet! Perfect for any party! The food will be at it's finest! Something for everyone!
"Everyone will be invited!" Declared the princess. She was sat at her desk writing out invitations to everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom. When she said everyone, she meant everyone. Maybe even Bowser...? "As long as he stays on his best behaviour!" Of course, since when was Bowser on his best behaviour?
After she had finished, she left her invitations on the desk ready to hand out. As she continued to plan, she made various updates now and again.
An all-you-can-eat buffet! Perfect for any party! The food will be at it's finest! Something for everyone!
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(( Hellooooo me dearys~ *shot* ))
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Oh god, drabbles.//
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READ 'EM.
A Calm Day To Try
Peach stepped tragically out into the heavy sunshine, and admired Bowser's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a hot sight."
Bowser climbed off the rod and walked tastefully across the grass to greet his lover. Peach patted Bowser on the head and then tried to try him carefully, but without success.
"That's all right," Bowser said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not glowing," Peach. "Not as glowing as the time we tried in your mother."
Bowser nodded hopefully. "We were fun back in those days."
"Our boobs were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Peach said. "Everything seems soft and bitter when you're young."
"Of course," Bowser said. "But now we're Sweet, we can still have fun. If we go about it lifefully."
"Lifefully?" Peach said . "But how?"
"With this," Bowser said and held out a cool chair. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to try."
Peach swallowed the chair at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to try lifefully. They tried like a sweet bird's song with a horror movie scream. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
Peach tripped along tastefully. She was on her way to meet her lover, Bowser, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a tiger hopping along, carrying a chair in its mouth.
Peach was almost in your mother when she came across a bitter cake, lying alone on a soft plate. "That must be a treat from my glowing bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked calm, so she ate it.
It gave her the most Sweet tingling sensation in her leg. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Bowser.
When Bowser came out to meet her, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Peach cried lifefully.
"Your head! And your boob!" Bowser said. "They're hot! Can't you feel it?"
Peach felt her head and her boob. They were indeed quite hot. "Oh, no!" Peach said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that bitter cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Bowser said. "I got you a hole. It must have been that cool man who lives nearby. He acts a little carefully, ever since he tried a rod."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Peach sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Bowser said hopefully, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your head is really heavy like that."
"Really?" Peach dried his tears. Peach kissed Bowser and it was an entirely fun sensation, like a sweet bird's song with a horror movie scream.
They spent the night having entirely fun sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
Rosalina and Luigi
by William Shakespeare
Enter Rosalina
Luigi appears above at a window
Rosalina:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the bead, and Luigi is the luma.
Arise, happy luma, and hump the energectic computer.
See, how he leans his eye upon his hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that eye!
Luigi:
O Rosalina, Rosalina! wherefore art thou Rosalina?
What's in a name? That which we call an ass
By any other name would smell as kind
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a lonely car in the night sky"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove shy.
Rosalina:
Swain, by yonder energectic computer I swear
That tips in your SUV the huge car--
Luigi:
O, swear not by the computer, the hot computer,
That dreadfully changes in its green orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise green.
Sweet, sour night! A thousand times sour night!
Parting is such small sorrow,
That I shall say sour night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Rosalina:
Sleep dwell upon thine eye, peace in thy hand!
Would I were sleep and peace, so carelessly to rest!
sadly will I to my happy ass's cell,
Its help to hump, and my kind ass to tell.
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Peach strode along the path, making for Heavy Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Hot Hole, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Leg.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her calm chair just in time to face the soft man who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.
The man struck tastefully, and Peach barely raised her chair to meet the attack. They fought long and hopefully until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Peach found herself forced to one knee, the man's chair pressed to her cool boob. "I am Bowser of Heavy Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Hot Hole. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in your mother."
But Peach had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her chair with a twist, overpowered Bowser and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Peach said, looking down upon him.
Bowser's head shimmered like a sweet bird's song with a horror movie scream. "I have underestimated you, Peach. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Peach's desire was enflamed. Her boob throbbed and all her thoughts were to try Bowser like a tiger. Peach caressed Bowser's glowing head and he responded. They came together carefully, and their joining was as Sweet as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet rod!" Peach groaned and tried Bowser as tragically as she could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Peach said. "That's where I put the Hot Hole for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed lifefully on the grass, forgetful of all but their bitter love. "We will stay together forever," Bowser said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Leg never got the Hot Hole and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
LOL//
A Calm Day To Try
Peach stepped tragically out into the heavy sunshine, and admired Bowser's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a hot sight."
Bowser climbed off the rod and walked tastefully across the grass to greet his lover. Peach patted Bowser on the head and then tried to try him carefully, but without success.
"That's all right," Bowser said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not glowing," Peach. "Not as glowing as the time we tried in your mother."
Bowser nodded hopefully. "We were fun back in those days."
"Our boobs were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Peach said. "Everything seems soft and bitter when you're young."
"Of course," Bowser said. "But now we're Sweet, we can still have fun. If we go about it lifefully."
"Lifefully?" Peach said . "But how?"
"With this," Bowser said and held out a cool chair. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to try."
Peach swallowed the chair at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to try lifefully. They tried like a sweet bird's song with a horror movie scream. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
Peach tripped along tastefully. She was on her way to meet her lover, Bowser, for Valentine's Day. She smiled to see a tiger hopping along, carrying a chair in its mouth.
Peach was almost in your mother when she came across a bitter cake, lying alone on a soft plate. "That must be a treat from my glowing bear," she said to herself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked calm, so she ate it.
It gave her the most Sweet tingling sensation in her leg. "How unusual!" she said and continued tripping to see Bowser.
When Bowser came out to meet her, he took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" Peach cried lifefully.
"Your head! And your boob!" Bowser said. "They're hot! Can't you feel it?"
Peach felt her head and her boob. They were indeed quite hot. "Oh, no!" Peach said. "I'm a man!" She, or rather, he started to cry. "It must have been that bitter cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Bowser said. "I got you a hole. It must have been that cool man who lives nearby. He acts a little carefully, ever since he tried a rod."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a man?" Peach sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Bowser said hopefully, "but I actually prefer men. And I think your head is really heavy like that."
"Really?" Peach dried his tears. Peach kissed Bowser and it was an entirely fun sensation, like a sweet bird's song with a horror movie scream.
They spent the night having entirely fun sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
Rosalina and Luigi
by William Shakespeare
Enter Rosalina
Luigi appears above at a window
Rosalina:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the bead, and Luigi is the luma.
Arise, happy luma, and hump the energectic computer.
See, how he leans his eye upon his hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that eye!
Luigi:
O Rosalina, Rosalina! wherefore art thou Rosalina?
What's in a name? That which we call an ass
By any other name would smell as kind
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a lonely car in the night sky"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove shy.
Rosalina:
Swain, by yonder energectic computer I swear
That tips in your SUV the huge car--
Luigi:
O, swear not by the computer, the hot computer,
That dreadfully changes in its green orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise green.
Sweet, sour night! A thousand times sour night!
Parting is such small sorrow,
That I shall say sour night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Rosalina:
Sleep dwell upon thine eye, peace in thy hand!
Would I were sleep and peace, so carelessly to rest!
sadly will I to my happy ass's cell,
Its help to hump, and my kind ass to tell.
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Peach strode along the path, making for Heavy Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Hot Hole, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Leg.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her calm chair just in time to face the soft man who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.
The man struck tastefully, and Peach barely raised her chair to meet the attack. They fought long and hopefully until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Peach found herself forced to one knee, the man's chair pressed to her cool boob. "I am Bowser of Heavy Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Hot Hole. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in your mother."
But Peach had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her chair with a twist, overpowered Bowser and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Peach said, looking down upon him.
Bowser's head shimmered like a sweet bird's song with a horror movie scream. "I have underestimated you, Peach. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Peach's desire was enflamed. Her boob throbbed and all her thoughts were to try Bowser like a tiger. Peach caressed Bowser's glowing head and he responded. They came together carefully, and their joining was as Sweet as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet rod!" Peach groaned and tried Bowser as tragically as she could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Peach said. "That's where I put the Hot Hole for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed lifefully on the grass, forgetful of all but their bitter love. "We will stay together forever," Bowser said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Leg never got the Hot Hole and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
LOL//
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